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T O P I C R E V I E WEverlongAny... *Nudge nudge* fans out there? SAY NO MORE!26taurusI'm a fan but I've only seen Monty Python and The Holy Grail. pixelpixieI'm a fan.I own a few. Watched them religiously back when pot was an important aspect of my life.Petron26t you must see monty pythons "the life of brian"26taurusOkay then! If I must, I will! Thanks Petron. AenLove them!!'Life of Brian' and 'Meaning of Life' especially.EverlongLife of Brian is great, you'll love it 26t. Although I had to watch it the first time with English subtitles . I like the show (Flying Circus) a lot too.trillianOooooooooh, I'm a lumber jack and I'm ok! Aren't they touring this summer?proxiemeI know ya'll'll be interested in this: http://www.montypythonsspamalot.com/Niles is Sir Robin and King Arthur's a Sweet Transvestite 26taurusWe've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch!VILLAGER #1:We have found a witch. May we burn her?CROWD:Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!BEDEVERE:How do you know she is a witch?VILLAGER #2:She looks like one.CROWD:Right! Yeah! Yeah!BEDEVERE:Bring her forward.WITCH:I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.BEDEVERE:Uh, but you are dressed as one.WITCH:They dressed me up like this.CROWD:Augh, we didn't! We didn't...WITCH:And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.BEDEVERE:Well?VILLAGER #1:Well, we did do the nose.BEDEVERE:The nose?VILLAGER #1:And the hat, but she is a witch!VILLAGER #2:Yeah!CROWD:We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!BEDEVERE:Did you dress her up like this?VILLAGER #1:No!VILLAGER #2 and 3:No. No.VILLAGER #2:No.VILLAGER #1:No.VILLAGERS #2 and #3:No.VILLAGER #1:Yes.VILLAGER #2:Yes.VILLAGER #1:Yes. Yeah, a bit.VILLAGER #3:A bit.VILLAGERS #1 and #2:A bit.VILLAGER #3:A bit.VILLAGER #1:She has got a wart.RANDOM:[cough]BEDEVERE:What makes you think she is a witch?VILLAGER #3:Well, she turned me into a newt.BEDEVERE:A newt?VILLAGER #3:I got better.VILLAGER #2:Burn her anyway!VILLAGER #1:Burn!CROWD:Burn her! Burn! Burn her!...BEDEVERE:Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.VILLAGER #1:Are there?VILLAGER #2:Ah?VILLAGER #1:What are they?CROWD:Tell us! Tell us!...VILLAGER #2:Do they hurt?BEDEVERE:Tell me. What do you do with witches?VILLAGER #2:Burn!VILLAGER #1:Burn!CROWD:Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...BEDEVERE:And what do you burn apart from witches?VILLAGER #1:More witches!VILLAGER #3:Shh!VILLAGER #2:Wood!BEDEVERE:So, why do witches burn?[pause]VILLAGER #3:B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?BEDEVERE:Good! Heh heh.CROWD:Oh, yeah. Oh.BEDEVERE:So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?VILLAGER #1:Build a bridge out of her.BEDEVERE:Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?VILLAGER #1:Oh, yeah.RANDOM:Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...BEDEVERE:Does wood sink in water?VILLAGER #1:No. No.VILLAGER #2:No, it floats! It floats!VILLAGER #1:Throw her into the pond!CROWD:The pond! Throw her into the pond!BEDEVERE:What also floats in water?VILLAGER #1:Bread!VILLAGER #2:Apples!VILLAGER #3:Uh, very small rocks! VILLAGER #1:Cider!VILLAGER #2:Uh, gra-- gravy!VILLAGER #1:Cherries!VILLAGER #2:Mud!VILLAGER #3:Uh, churches! Churches!VILLAGER #2:Lead! Lead!ARTHUR:A duck!CROWD:OoohBEDEVERE:Exactly. So, logically...VILLAGER #1:If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.BEDEVERE:And therefore?VILLAGER #2:A witch!VILLAGER #1:A witch!I love that part. Bluemoon http://www.indranet.com/potpourri/humor/python/pythonlife/pythonlife.html Bluemoon http://www.mwscomp.com/mpfc/mpfc.html whalewasp78My favorite is the show, especially those totally tripped out animation segments.
'Life of Brian' and 'Meaning of Life' especially.
Aren't they touring this summer?
Niles is Sir Robin and King Arthur's a Sweet Transvestite
I love that part.
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